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I wanted to see this so bad.
The trailers had it pitched as so creepy.
The Missus and I trekked to the theatre, for the first "movie date" that was just the two of us, with no children since 1999 (seriously).
It starts strong. Genuinely creepy moments. The children are fantastic and the off periphery glimpses of "mama" effective.
An hour in, I heard a strange grumbling noise as the plot started to develop holes and "mama" got more screentime.
20 minutes from the end, the film shit itself. Not a nice little nugget that could easily be shaken out the pants leg, but a geyser spray of heinous diarrhea. They tried to wipe the mess with a horrible Disney-sweet ending but the damage was done. They fist fucked the scare out of what could have been an amazing film.
How is that for a negaitive review with no said spoilers.
Fuck You, mama....fuck you!!
"He's angry that I make his loins sweat"
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It's a movie about feces? How could you not like it???
Shiney wrote:Not a nice little nugget that could easily be shaken out the pants leg, but a geyser spray of heinous diarrhea.
Is it weird or wrong that this made me kind of hot?
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I agree. Mama got way too much screen time. It was the same thing that almost derailed Insidious, except a lot worse.
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