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Post by TheBrute on Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:06 am

Is there any truth to the rumor that Shock Totem #5 will be the extra special centerfold issue and there's a more-or-less a secret ballot to determine who the centerfold will be? The people demand to know as this issue will surely ( I didn't say John Shirly) sell out.

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Re: Starting rumors

Post by Mercedes on Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:09 am

Who told you?! I demand to know who has loose lips here!

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Post by Tall Tyrion on Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:06 pm

The only way to handle a leak is by coming clean.

It is true that we had a secret ballot to determine who would be the Shock Totem centerfold, but all of the staff members voted for themselves, so we had an impasse on that front. Then we tried bringing in an outside centerfold, but Ken and I voted for Scarlett Johnasson, Sarah and Mercedes voted for David Beckham. John, in a moment of confusion, voted for Abe Vigoda.

We tried using a randomizer, but the computer kept voting for Rosey, the robot maid from the Jetsons.

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Post by Mercedes on Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:01 pm

I'm down with Rosie. She did look fetching in her ruffled apron.

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Post by Tall Tyrion on Thu Aug 09, 2012 2:02 am

This proves that there's no such thing as too long a period to wait for the payoff to a joke.

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Re: Starting rumors

Post by Mercedes on Thu Aug 09, 2012 2:28 am

Ba da bump.

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Re: Starting rumors

Post by mrkilpatrick on Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:30 am

Tall Tyrion wrote: John, in a moment of confusion, voted for Abe Vigoda.

TV's Fish!

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Re: Starting rumors

Post by Tall Tyrion on Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:28 am

And still alive!

http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/vnames-nf/Vigoda+Abe

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Re: Starting rumors

Post by mrkilpatrick on Fri Aug 10, 2012 12:52 pm

despite all appearances to the contrary.

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