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Post by Kuro on Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:42 pm

I want this to exist so badly, but I cannot find one that I like anywhere on the net (make that in a couple different Google searches). I would like blood, gore and severed body parts. Does anyone know of a site like that? Or, if you can't find/think of one, does anyone want to write one with me? I've written "writer's horoscopes" before, and they're a pain when you have to do them all, but if I had people to each do one or two, I think it could almost be a daily thing. Anyway, just tossing out an idea Rose and I came up with.

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Post by Rosencrantz on Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:48 pm

As co-conspirator, I would like to make it known that madness, Elder Gods, and other Lovecraftian horrors are also acceptable ideas for the Horrorscopes.

Also, if anyone knows where a good place to post Horrorscopes would be, that would be appreciated. The original idea was to have a profile for them on Twitter.

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Re: Horrorscope

Post by Shiney on Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:01 pm

Before the snickers ensue...remember I am a geezerly newb to writing, more or less...what is a "Horrorscope" besides a totally kick ass song and album by OVERKILL?




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Re: Horrorscope

Post by Kuro on Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:27 pm

I think the best way to answer this would be to give you a couple of examples:

Sagittarius: Today you will be offered a hand. Don't take it, it's not attached.

Leo: When they say you need to get ahead in life, they don't mean you need to decapitate someone.

Virgo: Today you will find yourself closer to god. Run quickly. He's hungry.

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Post by Shiney on Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:45 pm

I was thinking it was something like that....but it seemed so obvious, I had to be wrong. Smile

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Post by Kuro on Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:53 pm

They amuse me greatly. We were sort of hoping they'd amuse other people as well.

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Re: Horrorscope

Post by Tall Tyrion on Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:38 am

Overkill was my first thought as well... lol

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Post by Smindas on Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:46 pm

Mine too. Great album, ha.

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Post by Shiney on Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:55 pm

this damn place is crawling with metalheads.

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Re: Horrorscope

Post by Tall Tyrion on Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:59 pm

Shiney wrote:this damn place is crawling with metalheads.

And what's a metalhead's favorite meteorological phenomenon?

A: Mammatus clouds



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