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Just One Of Those Days...

Post by Kenwood on Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:34 pm

Man, what a crap day so far. I woke up late with my neck killing me! Clearly slept on it wrong. Now I can't look to the left without it hurting like hell. Tried to make mashed potatoes to go with my lunch, but burned them. Yeah, I burned mashed potatoes! In my hurry to get ready, once I stirred them up, I put them back down on the burner...that I'd never shut off. Yummy!

Then, on the way to work, I'm drinking this big bottle of yogurt on the Mass Pike. I put fiber and protein and wheat in it, and because it had been a while since I drank any, it needed to be shaken up. And shaken vigorously, you know, to get that wheat mixed good. Well, apparently I didn't put the cap on the last time I drank from it. So...

YOGURT EXPLOSION!

All over EVERYTHING! Me, the steering wheel, the window, the windshield, the ceiling, dashboard...everywhere. Haha. This actually cracked me up. The entire inside of the truck...covered in yogurt. At 70mph. Awesome.

Having a good day?

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Re: Just One Of Those Days...

Post by EffieCollins on Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:51 pm

That does suck. You have a steam cleaner, I hope? If not... the neighborhood cats might work. My cats love yogurt.

I've not slept in a couple of days, so forgive my constant posting. I get hyper and silly when I'm tired.

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Re: Just One Of Those Days...

Post by Mercedes on Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:06 pm

My day is much better after reading that post. Because I thrive on your misery. Your tears taste so, so sweet.

Okay, so I'm nicer than that, but it was dang funny. lol

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Re: Just One Of Those Days...

Post by Kenwood on Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:17 pm

Mercedes wrote:My day is much better after reading that post. Because I thrive on your misery. Your tears taste so, so sweet.

Okay, so I'm nicer than that, but it was dang funny. lol
Haha. Trust me, I laughed really hard. I can never get mad over things like that.

And Ellie, post as much as you like. This forum has been dead lately.

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Re: Just One Of Those Days...

Post by EffieCollins on Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:23 pm

You really shouldn't grant such license. You know not what you are in for...

Oh wow...

You know, I haven't been called Ellie since I was a kid. My older sister called me Ellie May when I was little. I kinda like it, though. I wanted to use it as my pen name, but Ellie is almost as common as Ellen, and my friend Kara (another horror writer... who I need to drag here) called me Effie and it just stuck. Totally off-topic, but you know.

Ken did it. He gave me permission y'all.

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Re: Just One Of Those Days...

Post by Kenwood on Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:35 pm

Wait...is your name Ellie? If so, did I know that, or have I been reading your name wrong this whole time? Now I don't know. Haha.

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Re: Just One Of Those Days...

Post by EffieCollins on Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:38 pm

Well my user name here is Effie because that is my pen name. E-two "F's" and an ie. My real name is Ellen. Ellie is a childhood nickname.

It's confusing, I know. And I think when I first came to ST forums, I told y'all my name was actually Ellen, but now I can't remember.


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Re: Just One Of Those Days...

Post by Smindas on Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:10 pm

The yoghurt explosion anecdote was great. Are all your bad days as comical, Ken? ;P

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Re: Just One Of Those Days...

Post by Kenwood on Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:22 pm

Smindas wrote:The yoghurt explosion anecdote was great. Are all your bad days as comical, Ken? ;P
Usually. My life is ridiculous. Laughing

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Re: Just One Of Those Days...

Post by Tall Tyrion on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:36 pm

Yogurt explosion... I love it!

I'm having a super morning compared to that.

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Re: Just One Of Those Days...

Post by Mercedes on Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:01 pm

Aw, Ken was reading it wrong all of this time? I thought that he was full-on stalking Effie! Now my world lies in ruins around me. Sad

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Re: Just One Of Those Days...

Post by Tall Tyrion on Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:57 pm

Jealous?

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Re: Just One Of Those Days...

Post by Mercedes on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:21 pm

Yes.

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Re: Just One Of Those Days...

Post by EffieCollins on Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:15 am

Friggin' stalker. What the hell?

Mercedes shall save me.

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Re: Just One Of Those Days...

Post by Mercedes on Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:59 pm

Stalking is just how these guys roll. You'll get used to it, and learn to wear figure-concealing, warm, fuzzy robes ALL OF THE TIME. Wink

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