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Shock Totem at Rock & Shock

Post by kurtnewton on Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:08 am

Finally had a chance to meet Mr. Ken Wood at Rock & Shock in Worcester, Massachusetts yesterday. Nice guy. He only body slammed one person (to secure a spot behind the table) and cast an evil stare upon the rest who came near for the rest of the afternoon. Those passersby who innocently picked a copy of Shock Totem up off the table were instantly siezed upon. Biceps flexed, jaw muscles twitching, Ken made sure they didn't leave empty-handed. "You touch it, you buy it," I heard him grumble on more than one occasion. Buyers were left visibly shaken by the experience.

So...I just wanted say it was nice meeting you Ken, and thanks for not crushing my hand.

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Re: Shock Totem at Rock & Shock

Post by Shiney on Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:25 pm

Is he as sexy as the legends say?

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Re: Shock Totem at Rock & Shock

Post by Mercedes on Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:47 pm

They say that if Ken looks at you and his pupils dilated--even the slightest bit--you never return. They say not to wear shiny things around Ken. You don't want to attract his attention.


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Post by Tall Tyrion on Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:24 pm

I heard that as long as he doesn't mistake you for a gorilla, you're okay.

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Re: Shock Totem at Rock & Shock

Post by Kenwood on Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:40 pm

You touch it, you buy it! Dammit! I wish I used that. My catchphrase of "For every copy sold, an angel gets chicken wings! Mmmm..." just didn't cut it. Haha.

Am I that mean-looking? I am a gentle being.

Good to meet you too, Kurt. Looking forward to reading Dark Demons.

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Post by Mercedes on Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:52 pm

Oh, please don't tell me you used that chicken wing line. Why didn't you just offer them a lap dance instead? Equally as horrifying.

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Post by Shiney on Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:55 pm

Really...Ken, That line was vrey vrey gay.

What are we going to do with you?

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Post by Mercedes on Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:57 pm

Ah, Ken. That little scamp keeps getting in trouble. We just shake our heads and smile.

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Re: Shock Totem at Rock & Shock

Post by Kenwood on Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:04 pm

Hey! A lot of people laughed, so bite me!

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Re: Shock Totem at Rock & Shock

Post by Mercedes on Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:13 pm

Because you're ginormous and they're afraid you're going to rip their arm off and beat them with it!

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Re: Shock Totem at Rock & Shock

Post by kurtnewton on Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:27 pm

Ken -- I wasn't intimidated because I know you, but I have heard from others (you know, those timid author-types) that you strike fear down to their very loins. I would wear a bow tie next time.

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Re: Shock Totem at Rock & Shock

Post by Kenwood on Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:37 pm

kurtnewton wrote:Ken -- I wasn't intimidated because I know you, but I have heard from others (you know, those timid author-types) that you strike fear down to their very loins. I would wear a bow tie next time.
Man, I'm such a sweetie. I should have worn my HI, MY NAME IS AWESOME! shirt.

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Re: Shock Totem at Rock & Shock

Post by Tall Tyrion on Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:53 pm

Shave your head and scowl a lot. Don't let those authors get off easy.

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Re: Shock Totem at Rock & Shock

Post by scottmitchell74 on Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:35 pm

I am a gentle being.

Or a gentle bean?

Dude's all bark!! Very Happy

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