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Post by Kenwood on Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:39 pm

Skindred are British? No shit. I had no idea. Great band, though. The debut is a bit hot and cold, but the second album rules, as does this latest. When they're on, though, they're great. For instance:


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Post by Smindas on Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:25 pm

Like anything good could come from outside of Britain (sick burn / barefaced lie). Skindred are definitely a band I need to give more attention to - I think when I was first introduced to them, I was probably a pompous 13 year old.

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Work + dwindling social life = proverbial pants.

Shark Shenanigans;
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Post by Mercedes on Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:51 pm

That shark comic totally made me smile!

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Post by Mercedes on Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:22 pm

I know that if I type in "diamondback rattlesnake bite" into google images that I'm going to get some super disgusting and horrifying things, BUT I DID IT ANYWAY.

I'd also advise you to do the same.

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Post by Tall Tyrion on Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:45 pm

Holy crap! *shudders*

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Post by Smindas on Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:48 pm

This is almost as bad as the day that Google Image taught me what a harlequin foetus is.

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Post by Mercedes on Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:00 pm

Oh. My. Goodness. That is one of the worst things that I have ever seen. It's horrifying and breaks my heart at the same time.

Kudos to Sam for emotionally scarring me for the day!

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Post by Kenwood on Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:07 pm

That's terrible. =( I can't imagine a parent having to go through that.

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Post by Mercedes on Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:13 pm

Great, now we're both sad. Shall we anger Shiney so that we can laugh again?

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Post by Shiney on Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:14 pm

I am going to shit in a shoebox and mail it to you.

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Re: Daily Rant/Shark Thread

Post by Mercedes on Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:29 pm

You'd miss me after the restraining order came.

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Re: Daily Rant/Shark Thread

Post by Kenwood on Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:20 pm

Shiney wrote:I am going to shit in a shoebox and mail it to you.
Awesome. I need new shoes.

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Re: Daily Rant/Shark Thread

Post by Tall Tyrion on Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:12 am

I'm not googling that one.

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Re: Daily Rant/Shark Thread

Post by Smindas on Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:53 am

Tall Tyrion wrote:I'm not googling that one.
A very wise choice, indeed. I did say (well, imply) that it was worse than the snakebite thing. Damn internet.

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Re: Daily Rant/Shark Thread

Post by andrewkempster on Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:58 am

Smindas wrote:
Tall Tyrion wrote:I'm not googling that one.
A very wise choice, indeed. I did say (well, imply) that it was worse than the snakebite thing. Damn internet.

I had to have a look. Jesus, that's bad.

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Re: Daily Rant/Shark Thread

Post by andrewkempster on Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:11 am

My overdue rant for the day:

Flicking through the poor excuse for television a couple of nights ago, I stumbled across a channel showing a seance.

Wait, let me stop there. Need to clear something up first. Has anybody here seen UK's Most Haunted? I'm sure there are various other versions going on around the world, where a presenter and a camera crew go to various 'haunted' places. Copious amounts of night-vision camera work, the boom operator whacking the stupid bitch presenter on the head with the mic, making her scream that something 'just stroked her hair.' Loving fuck.

Anyway, we have UK's Most Haunted, or some shit like that. It's been going for a few years, and I think it's mainly the bingo crowd that watches it.

Anyway ANYWAY, we have the wonderful Derek Acorah (Google that sumbitch). This guy talks to the dead. Apparently. He goes around with the presenter and the camera crew, and all sorts of shit happens. 'This person died a horrible death;' 'this person is angry about the fact that they've built a Toys R Us over his grave;' 'this SPIRIT is vengeful for the death of disco;' and on and on.

Well, I'm flicking through the channels, and here comes this seance. But this isn't just any seance, folks. No no, this is the THIS IS IT of seances, because that whiley old fox Acorah is speaking to none other than Michael Jackson. Check dat shit out, buuuuoy! He's talking to Heee heee Chamone Michael Jackson, and conveying his messages to the fans sitting around him. Some are crying. Some look absolutely overwhelmed that MJ has chosen them - THEM! - to speak to. Praise Jesus.

If I could have afforded to buy another TV, I would have gone rock and roll on mine and thrown it through the fucking window.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a HUGE MJ fan. He made some amazing tunes, and I think he fell foul of bad people. I won't deny that I made the comments and the jokes, and I laughed, but I never for one second thought the guy was guilty of anything except being bonkers. He was a money pot waiting to be robbed. Suddenly, he's dead and his music is all over the charts, there's a documentary in the cinema (in the fucking CINEMA!) of his preparations for his last tour, and now some fraud is 'talking' to him.

It's amazing how none of these people wanted to know him during the last ten years of his life, but once he'd popped his clogs they swarm in to see how much money they can make off his dead back. These people should be (but never will be) ashamed of themselves.

Even his old man is riding money train. Fuckers.

This world is going crackers.

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Post by Smindas on Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:51 am

When I saw the advert for that Michael Jackson seance, I erupted in to a ten minute rant which my flatmate had to endure. Utterly ridiculous concept - Most Haunted and other general seance shows are ridiculous enough, but an MJ one is just too far. If MJ was going to talk to anyone from beyond the grave, I doubt it'd be Derok Acorah, a couple of MJ look-alikes and some utterly vapid woman.

For you non-Brits, here is a very accurate summary of the show;

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Re: Daily Rant/Shark Thread

Post by andrewkempster on Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:59 am

A-fucking-men!

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Re: Daily Rant/Shark Thread

Post by Mercedes on Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:41 am

I just died a little inside, but I can't seem to stop laughing. Did you see the guy lovingly stroking the hat with his silvery sequined glove? And the dance number in the video might have changed my life. The "mime-in-the-box" routine? Are you serious?

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Post by andrewkempster on Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:46 am

Oh I definitely missed that, Merc. Began ranting and raving and switching channels to get away from it.

Good God.

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Post by Mercedes on Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:00 pm

If you really want to blow your gasket, watch Sam's video. It's in there. "This hat should fly away! Fly fly fly!" *stroke stroke* You know he's whispering, "I love you, Michael" in his heart.

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Re: Daily Rant/Shark Thread

Post by Kenwood on Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:48 pm

Good lord. I know the Most Haunted show, and it's a fucking joke. Over here, they play it on the Travel Channel or maybe BBC America. I love how they're always being attacked and pushed. Yet every time they get pushed down, you can see them slowly leaning in that direction before they topple over. Haha. So lame.

There's another one over here called Ghost Adventures, and it is so ridiculous. Everyone is so damn dramatic. Haha.


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Post by andrewkempster on Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:33 pm

I hate Harry Hill, but that was awesome! But check the balls on these people: they appear on the same show that's taking the piss out of them! Zero shame.

The fact that these people get air time AND oodles of cash speaks volumes on the state of the world. I mean, seriously, who in their right mind thinks 'Oh, bugger, must remember to tape Derek tonight. That man's just AMAZING.'

Ken, just watching that video, mate. Ha ha. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles turned to Ghostbusters. 'Like, dude, I heard you, like, don't like people in here, like, building and shit. Well, dude, I don't like bullies, dude, especially ones that have travelled from another world. So, I'm gonna, like, raise my voice and shout, dude, 'cos that's what ghosts are afraid of, dude. Shya!'

Fucking knobheads. Ah man, if I had the time and money, I'd phone these guys up get them out to some abandoned mansion. We could all hide in the dark with our own cameras, then scare the shit out of them. No, wait, maybe we'll just burn the fucking thing down.

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Post by Smindas on Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:57 pm

Wait wait wait.

You hate Harry Hill?

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Post by andrewkempster on Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:01 pm

Smindas wrote:Wait wait wait.

You hate Harry Hill?

Yeah, but it's probably not his fault. He's on the box on Sunday evenings, right when I'm preparing for another trip to work, so I find everything irritating. Although what he did Sunday night with the Emmerdale fire had me giggling.

Maybe 'hate' is too strong a word. He should change his screening times to a Friday night. Then I'd LOVE him!

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