HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!!

Post by Shiney on Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:23 am



Today is the birthday of our fearless leader. Spread the love and good cheer.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!!!

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!!

Post by kurtnewton on Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:44 am

A picture message from Ken's mom:


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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!!

Post by Tall Tyrion on Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:29 am

Many years ago today something grew

inside of your mother...

That thing was you



YOU!



YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU!



Did she scream did she cry

Only those that are born are the ones that

Get to die



One more year closer to dying

Rotting organs ripping grinding

Biological discordance

Birthday equals self abhorrence



Years keep passing aging always

Mutate into vapid slugs

Doctor gives a new perscription

Bullet in a f*ing gun



One more year closer to dying

Plastic surgeons fuel the lying

You forget why you came in here

Your mind rots with every New Year



RSVP PLEASE

For the DETH of thee

You have little time

And you're running out of life



Happy Birthday

You're gonna die



Now you're old and full of hatred

Take a pill to masturbatred

Children point to you and scream

Because they will become that thing



One more year of further suffering

There's no point of f*ing bluffing

Open up your DETHDAY present

It's a box of f*ing nothing



RSVP PLEASE

For the DETH of thee

You have little time

And you're running out of life



DIE DIE

DETHDAY

BIRTHDAY

DETHDAY

DIE DIE

DETHDAY

BIRTHDAY

DETHDAY



RSVP PLEASE

For the DETH of thee

You have little time

And you're running out of life



Happy Birthday

You're gonna die

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!!

Post by cvrysen on Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:56 am

Congratulations, Ken, you survived another year!

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!!

Post by Mercedes on Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:55 pm

I bestow upon you some black fox gloves so that you can keep your girlish hands soft and delicate.


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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!!

Post by steven pirie on Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:48 pm

Well, have a nice birthday...

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!!

Post by scottmitchell74 on Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:47 pm

Yo! Have a great one!

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!!

Post by Kenwood on Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:28 pm

kurtnewton wrote:A picture message from Ken's mom:

lmao

If only my mother could see that! Haha.


Thanks, guys! Just got in to NYC. Will post later. You guys rock. ROCK!, I say.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!!

Post by Kenwood on Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:30 pm

Mercedes wrote:I bestow upon you some black fox gloves so that you can keep your girlish hands soft and delicate.

Thanks. Larry is all worked up now.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!!

Post by Jameson T. Caine on Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:50 pm

Happy Birthday!

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!!

Post by Brian Sammons on Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:23 pm

Happy Birthday rockon

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!!

Post by Natalie L. Sin on Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:40 pm

Happy Birthday! Def

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!!

Post by andrewkempster on Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:07 am

Happy Birthday, mate! Hope you had a good one.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!!

Post by Smindas on Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:23 am

Happy belated birthday dude, hope it was a good one.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!!

Post by Kenwood on Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:49 pm

Thanks, guys! Birthday was great. New York sucked balls. Haha.

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