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Shock Totem: Great Debut

Post by Jeremy Wagner on Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:07 pm

From the covers to the content, Shock Totem offers a fresh, new and desperately needed macabre/dark-fiction magazine.
The magazine reeks of quality. If it reeks in a dirty, decomposing way, blame John Boden (just kidding).

May S.T. propel upwards and forwards for years to come.


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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut

Post by Shiney on Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:10 pm

you calling me stinky!!!

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Post by Mercedes on Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:23 pm

Oh, that pretty, pretty picture just makes me sigh. Thanks for posting it, Jeremy.

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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut

Post by Shiney on Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:26 pm

We wanted to see your cookies.....

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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut

Post by Mercedes on Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:28 pm

I choose to remain completely oblivious to any and all innuendo.

To the right of the glorious stack of ST's, you will see a dark dot. This dot is the top of my cookie container.

Kurt has a picture of the cookies. They did exist.

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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut

Post by Jeremy Wagner on Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:29 pm

Cookies? I never got any cookies at Killercon! What gives, Mercedes?

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Post by Mercedes on Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:31 pm

Late to the party. Sorry.

What kind of girl do you think I am?! I don't just give my cookies away like...well, cookies!

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Post by Shiney on Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:31 pm

Kurt and John Skipp ate them all...those cookie-hoarding bastards!!

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Post by Mercedes on Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:38 pm

This one guy actually took me by the shoulders and demanded to know where the Crack Cookies were. I later found out he's with a publishing company. Razz

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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut

Post by Jeremy Wagner on Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:45 pm

I'm hungry now.

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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut

Post by Shiney on Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:51 pm

hahahah. In real life, Im not a fan of cookies...then again I work in a bakery and am around that crap all day every day. blech!!

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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut

Post by Tall Tyrion on Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:31 pm

I can take 'em or leave 'em. Smile

Nice pic, though it almost looks legit!

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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut

Post by Kenwood on Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:35 am

Gotta admit, I love the fact that Mercedes made cookies. It's so absurd, it rules! Haha.

What's up, Jeremy! Good to have you here, bro. And thanks for the praise! Def

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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut

Post by LeeThompson on Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:44 pm

Just got the first issue in the mail today. Thanks, Ken! Great personal editorial! Looking forward to reading it all over the next few days. Sweet! 

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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut

Post by Kenwood on Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:01 pm

Awesome. Thanks, Lee! Let us know what you think. =)

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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut

Post by LeeThompson on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:20 pm

I will! Man, fantastic quality! 

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