Re: The Official SURVIVOR/ANTM Thread

[Tall Tyrion]

What? Is it well known? Do people actually watch it?

It sounds like a parody of those stupid "reality" shows.

[Mercedes]

It's only had 13 seasons!!!

[Kenwood]

It's only had 13 seasons!!!

Wow. Did it just get really popular?

Anyway, anyone watch Survivor last week? I am still baffled at how dumb people are, always canning those players they deem "physically weak." The damn game isn't about that at all. Complete idiots.

[Tall Tyrion]

13 seasons of watching people walk to the end of a runway and walk back?

[Mercedes]

No. They get makeovers. They take fantastic pictures. They catfight. They go to foreign countries.

Google is your friend.

[Jameson T. Caine]

ANTM is great. All those hot, young females.

Yes, Bianca got the boot! I couldn't stand her.

Survivor tonight! Woot!

[Tall Tyrion]

No. They get makeovers. They take fantastic pictures. They catfight. They go to foreign countries.

Oh yeah.... this is like a commercial, or something. I can't wait.

[Mercedes]

We knew Bianca was going down. I really like the redhead. The ones who seem not to care are usually the ones who do the best.

[Mercedes]

ANTM night! I already hopped online and ordered pizza, because I am uber lame. It's about time that I learned the name of the girls. If I were a man, I'd be calling myself sexist.

[Mercedes]

Hey, so I don't have my usual Tuesday night meeting! Should I watch Survivor for the first time ever? Anybody in particular that I should keep an eye out for?

[Kenwood]

Hey, so I don't have my usual Tuesday night meeting! Should I watch Survivor for the first time ever? Anybody in particular that I should keep an eye out for?

Why not? It's a good show. It's surely a lesson in the constancy of human nature, if nothing else.

[cvrysen]

Evil Russell is hypnotic and epic, and the only entertaining personality this season.

[Jameson T. Caine]

Hey, so I don't have my usual Tuesday night meeting! Should I watch Survivor for the first time ever? Anybody in particular that I should keep an eye out for?

Yes!

Of course, Survivor is on Thursday nights. Do you have a time machine or do you just bend the space-time continuum to your will?

[Mercedes]

No, seriously? I thought it was on Tuesdays! Snap!

So what is there to watch? *Gasp* Biggest Loser? I think not,

[Balor]

Um, should I include my strangely asexual love for Project Runway here? It's the only reality show that (in my opinion) trumps ANTM.

[Balor]

No, seriously? I thought it was on Tuesdays! Snap!

So what is there to watch? *Gasp* Biggest Loser? I think not,

Flash Forward

[Mercedes]

The finale of ANTM! I'm going to drown my sorrows in bad reality TV and pizza. Huzzah!

[Guest]

the best show ever)))!!!

[Kenwood]

the best show ever)))!!!

Hmmm...how did we miss this little kitten?

Anyway, people suck! Survivor always seems to amaze me. People literally cannot change the way they think on this game. So this Russell dude just owned this entire season. He got a little cocky at times, and I started off disliking him, but man...he just played the game so good. Got himself right to the end, final three. Should have been a wash! But nooooooo! Because people are stupid.

People simply cannot separate reality from a game, and then they start talking crazy talk about reality and delusions and so forth. Someone said we hate people like Russell, and we all work with one. And then they said Survivor is a lot like real life. Really? How many of us eat coconuts and snails at work, don't shower for weeks, and then vote someone out of the office every three days?

All right, this is making no sense because I'm tired. Haha. But I don't care! These fuckers are so stupid! The game is about being unethical. Why can't people get that?

[Mercedes]

So I actually watched this tonight! For the first time.

Sorry, Ken, but I'm a firm believer in not rewarding people for being unethical. She got to the same spot that he did, and did it without bashing people's egos in. I would have voted for her, too.

What really sucks? Is being Mick and not getting a single vote. Humiliating!

[Kenwood]

So I actually watched this tonight! For the first time.

Sorry, Ken, but I'm a firm believer in not rewarding people for being unethical. She got to the same spot that he did, and did it without bashing people's egos in. I would have voted for her, too.

What really sucks? Is being Mick and not getting a single vote. Humiliating!

But she was unethical, too. You can't not be in that game. She was right there with Russell, scheming just like he was, voting all the same people off. She had no problem voting for Brett, her buddy "Prayer Warrior."

What makes me laugh is all the people that sit up there talking about integrity and loyalty, like they somehow got that far by being honest. If they were sitting in the top three—which they all wanted to be—they would have continued lying and betraying people just like everyone else. You don't get to the end without doing so. Their speeches about being a good person and all that nonsense is hilarious. They're just sore losers! And hypocrites.

The only people that generally get by without lying are those that get voted out real quick.

[Jameson T. Caine]

Mercedes!

The new cycle of ANTM starts tomorrow night.

NOT next wednesday. TOMORROW.

Just FYI.

[Mercedes]

Jameson! Are you serious? Really for real?!

OR ARE YOU YANKING MY CHAIN AND SO DESERVE TO DIE?

[Jameson T. Caine]

Me? A chain yanker?

http://www.cwtv.com/shows/americas-next-top-model14

[Mercedes]

You are one of my very favorite people on earth right now! <3

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