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Post by Kenwood on Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:52 pm

Mercedes wrote:Chicks do not.
Someday, I'll pee on you













r toilet seat.

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by Mercedes on Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:26 pm

...nice save?

Don't make me take you upstairs and beat you around. Or sick Larry on you. He's feeling neglected.

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Post by Shiney on Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:18 pm

Mercedes wrote:Can we be friends, Shiney?

I have a nod to that song in RunStarGirl. Or whatever the heck I'm going to end up calling it.


I thought we already were friends. sheesh!

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Post by Tall Tyrion on Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:39 am

Kenwood wrote:Anyway, I dare those laughing to go pee without pants on. Feel that spatter on your legs? Yeah, not cool.

I wear shorts nine months out of the year and I feel no splatter.

You sir, suffer from what the psychiatrists refer to as "Poor aim".

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Post by Kenwood on Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:40 am

Tall Tyrion wrote:
Kenwood wrote:Anyway, I dare those laughing to go pee without pants on. Feel that spatter on your legs? Yeah, not cool.
I wear shorts nine months out of the year and I feel no splatter.

You sir, suffer from what the psychiatrists refer to as "Poor aim".
Impossible!

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Post by Tall Tyrion on Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:45 am

Vrey possible!

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by kmorg on Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:51 pm

Smindas wrote:
Jameson T. Caine wrote:I can't blow a bubble with bubble gum.
I know your pain all too well Sad

Also, I am terrible with proper, analogue clocks. Whilst I can read them, it always takes me a few minutes to figure out what the time is. Digital is clearly the way forward.

So when you're done figuring what time it is, it is basically too late, as it has already changed! Laughing Classic!

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Post by Smindas on Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:42 pm

Exactly! I usually wear a digital watch but it broke last week and so all I'm left with is an analogue. I just keep looking at it blankly when I want the time.

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Post by Natalie L. Sin on Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:50 pm

Smindas wrote:Exactly! I usually wear a digital watch but it broke last week and so all I'm left with is an analogue. I just keep looking at it blankly when I want the time.

I have a hard time with analogue as well. Took me FOREVER to learn to tell time Sad

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Post by Kenwood on Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:55 pm

I only hate when there's no numbers. That just messes with my head. At least put 3, 6, 9 and 12.

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by Tall Tyrion on Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:12 pm

I think we should go back to sundials. A wristmounted version would come with a compass. It could work!

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Post by Mercedes on Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:54 pm

I still haven't read all the way through Shock Totem's first issue. Embarassed

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Post by Kenwood on Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:05 pm

Mercedes wrote:I still haven't read all the way through Shock Totem's first issue. Embarassed
Evil or Very Mad

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by Tall Tyrion on Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:08 pm

I don't even have it yet. batter

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Post by Mercedes on Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:12 pm


Mercedes wrote:I still haven't read all the way through Shock Totem's first issue. Embarassed

Evil or Very Mad


lmao

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Post by Jameson T. Caine on Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:43 am

Mercedes wrote:I still haven't read all the way through Shock Totem's first issue. Embarassed

I haven't even ordered it yet! No

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by Mercedes on Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:57 am

Well, Jameson! WHAM! Murder! it is!

Razz

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Post by scottmitchell74 on Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:41 am

I still haven't read all the way through Shock Totem's first issue.

I haven't either, but I'm savoring it. I do that with certain periodicals that come out less frequently. I try not to "blow my wad" all in a day.

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by kmorg on Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:04 am

scottmitchell74 wrote:
I still haven't read all the way through Shock Totem's first issue.

I haven't either, but I'm savoring it. I do that with certain periodicals that come out less frequently. I try not to "blow my wad" all in a day.

English is not my first language, so forgive me if this turns out all wrong. But I think I'll add "I try not to blow my wad all in a day" as my confession! Laughing

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Post by scottmitchell74 on Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:05 am

Good luck to you, sir!! cheers

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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:07 pm

I don't see what the big deal is with the Godfather movies.

Also, I would come very close to saying that yes, I almost hate the Beatles.

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by Mercedes on Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:58 am

I, too, almost hate the Beatles! But I did like Across the Universe, so perhaps I like the Beatles songs when somebody else sings them.

I dated a guy with a mullet.

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Post by Tall Tyrion on Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:44 am

What's wrong with a mullet?!?

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by Mercedes on Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:06 am

Oh dear...

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by Shiney on Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:05 am

I rocked a sweet mullet in junior High...until it was all just wicked long...but 1998 it was too the middle of my chest, then I cut it all off....

I don't hate the BEATLES, just feel they are way overrated....It's all about the sweet swaggering slutiness of the ROLLING STONES.

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