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Post by Mercedes on Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:46 am

I'll go first. I can't drive a stick shift.

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Post by Jameson T. Caine on Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:49 am

I can't blow a bubble with bubble gum.

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Post by Natalie L. Sin on Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:52 am

I can't cross my eyes.

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Post by Mercedes on Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:19 am

I can cross my eyes! I can cross one and look straight ahead with the other.

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Post by Natalie L. Sin on Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:57 am

Dude! Shocked

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Post by steven pirie on Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:06 am

I can cross my eyes and blow bubbles whilst driving a stick shift... but only once a night... Laughing

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Post by kurtnewton on Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:06 am

I can't read these confessionals without asking myself, "Don't these people have anything else better to do?" Wink

P.S. I can't whistle the normal way.

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Post by Tall Tyrion on Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:49 am

I can't balance a checkbook.

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by Jameson T. Caine on Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:25 am

I can't type. Well, not with all my fingers. I tend to go with the three or four finger approach.

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by Mercedes on Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:37 am


I can't type. Well, not with all my fingers. I tend to go with the three or four finger approach.

You and about half the guys here! There was an "Oh yeah? Well, I type worse than you!" argument going on a while ago. Eclipsed only by an "Oh yeah? My hometown is hokier than yours!" argument later.

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Post by kurtnewton on Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:36 am

I'll have you know, back in my high school days, I was the only guy in typing class. (Yeah, back then, it was actual typewriters -- electric typewriters, but typewriters just the same.) So I use all eight fingers and a thumb now and then!

And my hometown was never hokey just...quaint. The sound of crows arguing over territory is quaint, right?

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Post by Smindas on Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:38 am

Jameson T. Caine wrote:I can't blow a bubble with bubble gum.
I know your pain all too well Sad

Also, I am terrible with proper, analogue clocks. Whilst I can read them, it always takes me a few minutes to figure out what the time is. Digital is clearly the way forward.

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Post by Shiney on Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:06 am

And who won the "small Twon Throwdown!?!?


here are my confessions:

-I have an obsession with women's breasts that borders on unnatural.

- I like almost all things banana flavored but not "real" bananas.

- I have NEVER smoked a cigarette, tried any sort of recreational drugs or drank any alcoholic beverages.

- Alot of people in "real" life find me abrasive and a bit of an assholish prick.

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Post by cvrysen on Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:00 pm

I buy my flesh suit at second-hand dealers. You wouldn't believe what other entities do in a flesh suit before they sell it.
*shudder*
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*smiles*

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Post by scottmitchell74 on Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:11 pm

I can't whistle exhaling, only inhaling.

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Post by steven pirie on Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:21 am

scottmitchell74 wrote:I can't whistle exhaling, only inhaling.

Oddly enough, I can do both - switching seamlessly - which means I can hold a note for, I don't know, probably a month or more...

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by Mercedes on Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:57 am

You're our resident whistling Kenny G!

Wait, I can do that, too. We should have a contest to see who can go the longest without hyperventilating to death. It shall be the most boring contest ever!

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Post by steven pirie on Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:46 pm

Here's a taster... Laughing

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Post by Mercedes on Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:46 pm

Oh gosh. It'll be the second most boring contest ever!! Wink

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by Kenwood on Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:54 pm

I pee sitting down.

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by Jameson T. Caine on Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:11 pm

Kenwood wrote:I pee sitting down.

Same here, except in public restrooms.

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by Kenwood on Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:36 pm

Jameson T. Caine wrote:
Kenwood wrote:I pee sitting down.

Same here, except in public restrooms.
Right, or when a urinal is present. Why isn't the urinal a household item?

Anyway, I dare those laughing to go pee without pants on. Feel that spatter on your legs? Yeah, not cool. Plus, chicks dig dudes who pee sitting down. Haha.

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by Mercedes on Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:11 am

Chicks do not.

I'm dancing around and singing to The Talking Head's "Psycho Killer". I love that song way too much. This is a Sordid Confession.

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by Shiney on Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:01 pm

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away

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Re: Shock Totem's Sordid Confessions

Post by Mercedes on Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:09 pm

Can we be friends, Shiney?

I have a nod to that song in RunStarGirl. Or whatever the heck I'm going to end up calling it.

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