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Post by Kenwood on Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:02 pm

I just said this to a girl on Facebook:

Yeah, but I of course came back in her and was like, "Jesus. You have no idea what I just did. I'm so embarrassed." Haha.
I suck. An e never seemed so important.

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Post by Guest on Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:16 pm

you do say the darndest things!!

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Post by Mercedes on Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:07 am

lmao

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Post by Kenwood on Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:48 am

Terrible. It was supposed to say "came in HERE." Sadly, the sentence still made perfect sense.

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Post by Smindas on Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:08 am

Ahaha, you absolute spanner Ken.

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Post by invetro on Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:02 am

*strokes chin*

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Post by Kenwood on Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:24 am

The back story here is that I'm always saying ridiculous things to this chick, and it always points to me flirting. However, I have no idea that I'm doing this at the time.

One of the first things I ever said to her, before I even knew her name, was that there was something about her that reminded me of Sarah McLachlan. She was drawing a blank on that name, so someone else in the room asked if McLachlan was pretty. To which I replied, "Hell yeah, she's hot." That's when my brain tells me, "Fuck, dude. You just told her she was hot." I suck.

I was just on her Facebook page the other day busting jokes, but at the same time basically asking her out to dinner. That wasn't my goal at all, I was simply using a restaurant to set up my jokes. I didn't even see what I was doing until it was all done. I'm fucking smooooooooth!

So, yeah...the comment above is just the next in a long line of Ken Wood flubs.

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Post by Mercedes on Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:31 pm

Just take her out and bring a recording device. That will amuse us greatly.

Wait. Why is it that when I tried to do the "twisted evil" icon, it said "mercedes"???

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Post by Kenwood on Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:47 pm

Mercedes wrote:Just take her out and bring a recording device. That will amuse us greatly.

Wait. Why is it that when I tried to do the "twisted evil" icon, it said "mercedes"???
lol

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Post by Tall Tyrion on Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:41 pm

You just now noticed that? lol

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Post by Mercedes on Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:15 pm

You just now noticed that?

It just usually comes up as a smiling little devil head! Ah, garsh, guys. Now I'm flattered.

And twisted. And evil. Your socks will rise out of their drawers and come after you in the night. I command this to be so.

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Post by Kenwood on Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:43 pm

Mercedes wrote:
You just now noticed that?

It just usually comes up as a smiling little devil head! Ah, garsh, guys. Now I'm flattered.

And twisted. And evil. Your socks will rise out of their drawers and come after you in the night. I command this to be so.
There's a story in that. lol

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Post by Tall Tyrion on Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:54 pm

Night of the Living Socks.

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Post by Mercedes on Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:12 am

Night of the Living Sock. Puppets.

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Post by Tall Tyrion on Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:22 am

Oh no... not this again... :perv:

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Post by Shiney on Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:05 pm



whoo hoo!!!

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Post by Mercedes on Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:28 pm

That's a sock puppet who has just been flashed.

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Re: Ken Says The Darndest Things...

Post by Kenwood on Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:29 am

Ha! And looky here, I've been dating Sarah for a little over two years now. It was meant to be. Haha.

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Post by Mercedes on Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:53 am

That poor, unfortunate girl was SARAH?! HAHAHAHAHA!

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Re: Ken Says The Darndest Things...

Post by Kenwood on Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:04 pm

Yup. Haha.

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