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Bad Malware.... BAD!

Post by Tall Tyrion on Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:22 pm

Man, I think I've just cleared some malware from my bosses computer. It corrupted all the .doc and image files on her computer and then wanted us to download their software to "fix" the problem (at $80)....

If I could get my hands on the people who write this stuff. batter

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Re: Bad Malware.... BAD!

Post by Mercedes on Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:32 pm

Hey IT guy,

So, um, with everybody freaking out about the Conficker worm, do you have any advice for us? Speak slowly and use short words for us non techies, please.

Also, bet forum hits skyrocket for all the panicked people who will google "conficker worm". And that's soooo much better than TT parading around shirtless in the other room.

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Re: Bad Malware.... BAD!

Post by Kenwood on Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:38 pm

First I've heard of it. My advice would be to...hide the monkeys?

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Re: Bad Malware.... BAD!

Post by Mercedes on Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:30 pm

But the monkeys are busy writing Shakespeare! You ask too much, I say. Too much!

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Re: Bad Malware.... BAD!

Post by Tall Tyrion on Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:40 pm

Mercedes wrote:Hey IT guy,

So, um, with everybody freaking out about the Conficker worm, do you have any advice for us? Speak slowly and use short words for us non techies, please.

I hope you were not addressing me. Evil or Very Mad

I am not an IT guy in any way. I suck....

Ken might be able to offer advise.... He's a real IT guy. I'm a poser. Twisted Evil

I shall be biting my nails tomorrow along with the rest of the unwashed masses. Twisted Evil

Speaking of which....

And that's soooo much better than TT parading around shirtless in the other room.

Hey! I spent many years in the gym developing these moobies. Twisted Evil

FEAR the moobie! :perv:

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Re: Bad Malware.... BAD!

Post by Mercedes on Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:42 pm

I love how the words "unwashed masses" reminded you of yourself. Made me laugh, that. Smile

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Re: Bad Malware.... BAD!

Post by Tall Tyrion on Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:45 pm

Hmmmmmmm.....

Not quite what I intended.... Evil or Very Mad

But.... touche. Twisted Evil

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Re: Bad Malware.... BAD!

Post by Mercedes on Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:48 pm

Hmmmmmmm.....

Not quite what I intended.... Evil or Very Mad

But.... touche. Twisted Evil

I'm still laughing somewhat hysterically. This place rocks!

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