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An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Mercedes on Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:48 am

I have been challenged to have all novel rewrites completed and submitted in two weeks. If I accomplish this, there will be a musical number (complete with dancing and funny hats) extolling my virtues in a public place. If I fail, I have to make sock puppets of my friends.

....everybody hates sock puppets. I can not lose!
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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Natalie L. Sin on Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:07 am

People hate sock puppets? pale
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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Tall Tyrion on Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:26 am

Did you ask what the musical number was? It could be Barry Manilow or the Village People....
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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Kenwood on Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:59 am

Can my sock puppet be made from silk?

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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Shiney on Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:20 am

I used to masturbate with a sock puppet.

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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Mercedes on Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:15 am

Now...you know why everybody hates sock puppets.

No sock puppets for you!
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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Tall Tyrion on Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:47 pm

Shiney wrote:I used to masturbate with a sock puppet.

Did you name him? It's only really weird if you named him.
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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Kenwood on Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:04 pm

Tall Tyrion wrote:
Shiney wrote:I used to masturbate with a sock puppet.

Did you name him? It's only really weird if you named him.
I named mine Silky McWilkins.

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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Mercedes on Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:41 pm

You have no idea how sorry I am that I said anything.
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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by steven pirie on Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:37 am

My sock puppet had a headache...
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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Mercedes on Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:00 pm

My sock puppet had a headache...

Maybe if you took it out to more places and, you know, respected it more.
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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Natalie L. Sin on Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:12 pm

Kenwood wrote:
Tall Tyrion wrote:
Shiney wrote:I used to masturbate with a sock puppet.

Did you name him? It's only really weird if you named him.
I named mine Silky McWilkins.


lmao
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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Shiney on Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:20 pm





It's threads like this, that make me love each and every one of you just a little bit more....and now I bring you,

one sexy sock puppet....Hubba hubba!!!

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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Tall Tyrion on Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:16 pm

Mmmmmmmmmm...... purple's a good color on her.
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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Kenwood on Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:19 pm

Mercedes wrote:
My sock puppet had a headache...

Maybe if you took it out to more places and, you know, respected it more.
lol

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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Tall Tyrion on Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:08 am

Mercedes wrote:
Maybe if you took it out to more places and, you know, respected it more.

Trust me, that doesn't work.... lol
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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Mercedes on Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:18 am

Trust me, that doesn't work....

Jewelry? A new purse? Does your sock puppet want a makeover?
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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by steven pirie on Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:19 am

Mercedes wrote:
My sock puppet had a headache...

Maybe if you took it out to more places and, you know, respected it more.

I did, but it just used me like all the other sock puppets out there... I mean, one little indiscretion with an ankle sock puppet, and...

Laughing
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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Mercedes on Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:27 pm

I mean, one little indiscretion with an ankle sock puppet, and...

Your sock puppet will never forgive you, then. They have long memories. You just shot yourself in your besocked foot! Very Happy
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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Mercedes on Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:50 pm

I win! I win! I finished editing before midnight tonight and that means NO SOCK PUPPETS!!! You guys have ruined them for me forever, anyway.
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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Tall Tyrion on Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:56 pm

Mercedes wrote:I win! I win! I finished editing before midnight tonight and that means NO SOCK PUPPETS!!!

Uhhhhhhhhh........... sorry, but the refs have a flag on the play. Twisted Evil

Your original post was on the 11th, and you said you were to finish it within two weeks. According to my abacus, this challenge expired on the 25th... six days ago....

The sock puppets are on their way... Twisted Evil
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Post by Mercedes on Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:01 pm

Ha, nice try. It had to be finished by the end of March. Today is officially the last day of March. That was the deal that he and I made.

...I can't believe you went back and looked up the dates!
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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Kenwood on Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:04 pm



And now this thread is sexy.

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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Tall Tyrion on Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:00 am

From the first post....

Little Miss Change the Dates wrote:I have been challenged to have all novel rewrites completed and submitted in two weeks.

The defense rests, your honor... Twisted Evil
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Re: An offer I couldn't refuse

Post by Mercedes on Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:08 am

Oh, puh-leeze!

Wait until he comes up with his "No, noooo, you won, oh no!" post. I'll link you and you'll know that I totally won.

What do you care? You're not getting a sock puppet out of it!
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