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Shock Totem: Great Debut
by Jeremy Wagner on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:07 pm
From the covers to the content, Shock Totem offers a fresh, new and desperately needed macabre/dark-fiction magazine.
The magazine reeks of quality. If it reeks in a dirty, decomposing way, blame John Boden (just kidding).
May S.T. propel upwards and forwards for years to come.
The magazine reeks of quality. If it reeks in a dirty, decomposing way, blame John Boden (just kidding).
May S.T. propel upwards and forwards for years to come.
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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut
by Shiney on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:10 pm
you calling me stinky!!! 
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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut
by Mercedes on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:23 pm
Oh, that pretty, pretty picture just makes me sigh. Thanks for posting it, Jeremy.
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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut
by Shiney on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:26 pm
We wanted to see your cookies..... 
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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut
by Mercedes on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:28 pm
I choose to remain completely oblivious to any and all innuendo.
To the right of the glorious stack of ST's, you will see a dark dot. This dot is the top of my cookie container.
Kurt has a picture of the cookies. They did exist.
To the right of the glorious stack of ST's, you will see a dark dot. This dot is the top of my cookie container.
Kurt has a picture of the cookies. They did exist.
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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut
by Jeremy Wagner on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:29 pm
Cookies? I never got any cookies at Killercon! What gives, Mercedes?
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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut
by Mercedes on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:31 pm
Late to the party. Sorry.
What kind of girl do you think I am?! I don't just give my cookies away like...well, cookies!
What kind of girl do you think I am?! I don't just give my cookies away like...well, cookies!
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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut
by Shiney on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:31 pm
Kurt and John Skipp ate them all...those cookie-hoarding bastards!!
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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut
by Mercedes on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:38 pm
This one guy actually took me by the shoulders and demanded to know where the Crack Cookies were. I later found out he's with a publishing company. 
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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut
by Shiney on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:51 pm
hahahah. In real life, Im not a fan of cookies...then again I work in a bakery and am around that crap all day every day. blech!!
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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut
by Tall Tyrion on Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:31 pm
I can take 'em or leave 'em. 
Nice pic, though it almost looks legit!
Nice pic, though it almost looks legit!
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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut
by Kenwood on Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:35 am
Gotta admit, I love the fact that Mercedes made cookies. It's so absurd, it rules! Haha.
What's up, Jeremy! Good to have you here, bro. And thanks for the praise!
What's up, Jeremy! Good to have you here, bro. And thanks for the praise!
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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut
by LeeThompson on Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:44 pm
Just got the first issue in the mail today. Thanks, Ken! Great personal editorial! Looking forward to reading it all over the next few days. Sweet!
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Re: Shock Totem: Great Debut
by Kenwood on Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:01 pm
Awesome. Thanks, Lee! Let us know what you think. =)
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